Case Mate iPhone case (Photo credit: The Style PA)
My first mobile phone was a Motorola in 1998, it was about the same size and shape as a hot-dog bun but weighed significantly more, it had a single line display and a pull-out aerial that the instructions warned you not to touch in use for reasons that seemed unnecessarily sinister at the time and was so solid that it felt like if you dropped it the surface onto which it fell would suffer more than the phone.
Today though advances in materials and phone technology have given us phones that we cosset and cradle like tiny woodland creatures. Just a couple of days ago my belt buckle, for reasons only known to it, decided to attack my Xperia which was in my pocket, I heard the metal hit the glass screen. I winced as I pulled the phone out. Thankfully it wasn’t damaged, working in the glass industry I should have had a bit more confidence in its direct impact resistance but had it been hit from the side it might have been a different story.
We hear stories of iPhones’ metal bodies scratching and the anodization flaking off, of screens being cracked by light falls onto floors and so on, often very soon after getting the thing. Product designers for Apple, Samsung, HTC, Sony etc spend months meticulously researching and creating these shiny devices and the first thing people feel the need to do is clamp them inside cases meticulously created in parallel by case designers. It is a bizarre paradox that people buy something and the appearance of it is part of the decision but then have to hide it away to maintain its integrity. I put my phone in a fleece-lined sleeve when it’s in my bag or in a pocket sans-keys etc otherwise but I still feel anxious when it’s in my hand, constantly thinking of how much a new screen would be. This anxiety has also created the new market of gadget insurance.
Fashions don’t help, so many phones are now made with shiny, glossy materials which are not exactly the best at adhering to either your hand or a surface. At this point I will defer to the commenters of Gizmodo UK:
ollypercival “I CANNOT BELIEVE how slippery the N4 is. I put it down on what I swear is a flat surface and 5 minutes later I hear the clunk of it hitting the floor. I actually got the spirit level out to check I wasn’t going mental. If it’s on my bedside table and someone calls me, it’s practically in the bathroom before I can catch up with it.”
hyperspacey “My manager warned me to keep an eye on it seeing as it’s like an air-hockey puck with a death wish.”
Ebbysantos “I’ve not got a case for it, I just can’t get used to the things, plus what’s the point of covering such a pretty thing with a utilitarian bit of plastic? Would be like putting Jennifer Lawrence in a bright yellow waterproof onesie!”
Quite.
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